SHITFANREADY

adjective: shitfanready; comparative adjective: shitfanreadier; superlative adjective: shitfanreadiest

1. in a suitable state for an action or situation when the shit hits the fan; fully prepared when the shit hits the fan; prepared, all set, set, organized, in a fit state, equipped, primed for situations when you are confronted with a worst-case scenario

2. lifestyle of living in a soothing and rewarding state of fitness, constant improvement and learning to deal with the evergrowing challenges, demands and madness of life